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You know what? You deserve a dope, kitschy coffee mug. Guaranteed to increase the coolness factor of any liquid by 10%, maybe more. Coffee? Ho, boy. You better be prepared to become the hippest kid you know with this thing hanging from the mug tree in your kitchen. Still on the fence? If keeping up with the Joneses is your thing, you should know that EVERY. LAST. ONE. of your neighbors has purchased one of these mugs...possibly two.