Merlot Day – Marriage Survival Parody Wine Label Mug
When love ages into something full-bodied and bitter, there’s Merlot Day. This parody mug is styled like a vintage wine label, complete with ornate scrolls, a château illustration, and classic lettering. The text reads: “Merlot Day – Pairs well with resenting your spouse – Best served with arguments.”
It makes the perfect sarcastic gift for anniversaries, long-term couples, or anyone who knows that marriage sometimes needs more than roses and candlelight. Elegant at first glance, but brutally funny once you read it.
$17.35
