Find a Mug!

I get it. You'd rather be anywhere than here. You'd like to express that to people, but according to the rules of societal politeness, such an expression would be quite rude. Instead, when someone starts into a TMI story about their recent surgery, calmly zone out, sip from this mug, and pretend to listen as best as you can. Also, this is really good for you if you are an outer space enthusiast. You know, the planets and all that junk.