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The Chrono-Cola logo and tagline from the Sci-Fi Lampoon are here on a mug to help keep time malleable. An easy way to speak to yourself through time is take an ice-cold bottle of Chrono-Cola... press it to your lips, and let it shunt you into another timeline. It's easy to do... anywhere. Enjoy the taste of Chrono-Cola. Now... and then, too. Has the charm of eternity. Prepared with the blackest arts that comes from lifetimes of practice of the blackest arts practiced in preparation over lifetimes of being prepared with the blackest arts that comes from lifetimes of practice. Eternity has its charms.